One of many fans excited for the return of football. "ROAR."
If you haven't heard, the NFL's players and owners agreed on a new, ten-year collective bargaining agreement yesterday, ending the 100+ day lockout, and assuring that sports bar owners and fantasy football enthusiasts all over America won't have to commit mass suicide due to lack of Sunday football.
Free agency begins Friday night and Adam Schefter might explode with all the updates he'll be tweeting day and night. Lots of big names will be available including cornerback Nnamdhi Asomugha (please don't make me pronounce that, I can't believe I even spelled it right without checking first); receivers Santonio Holmes, Braylon Edwards, Sidney Rice, Steve Smith and Randy Moss; running backs Cedric Benson, Ahmad Bradshaw, Joseph Addai and DeAngelo Williams; quarterbacks Marc Bulger, Matt Hasselback and...Brett Favre?
YEP!
Favre, who at the end of every season since seemingly the start of this century, has retired, only to return when some team backs up a truck full of money to his house in Mississippi. Brett, you're in that club of all-time greats like Unitas, Montana, Marino, Elway, Manning and Brady. Just stay retired this time and leave Jenn Sterger alone so she doesn't have to go through life thinking all men are creepy.
Enjoy it, football fans. Disaster averted.
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